March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum pours himself a bowl of cereal and then realizes that he’s out of milk.
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I was in line at Office Depot and realized that the cashier was a guy I knew from childhood. I couldn’t really place him, but I knew that he was someone I was around a whole lot in middle school. And then I panicked. Was this a victim of mine from my mean girls days? Was this one of those kids I tortured on the bus because I used to get tortured on the bus? Was this someone whose house I...
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February 2012
WatchI want you so baaaad.
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GOOSEMORNING!!!!!!!
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“Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early blooming...”
– Seymour: An Introduction (via moun-tains)
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WatchI’m writing a paper on Madonna’s latest music video and I’ve been listening to it all day and I know all the words and this is what my life is.
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via funkyfest)
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DRAGGING myself through this Beowulf response because all I wanna do is write about the parallels between Beowulf and Kanye West.
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